tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-520394710420373581.post-60622561581910707082008-04-01T23:01:00.007-04:002008-04-02T00:12:02.928-04:00<a href="http://www.nacarrousel.com/chocolate%20bunny.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://www.nacarrousel.com/chocolate%20bunny.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>I was riding today on 311 near New Castle when I was exposed to DEATH! <br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.candyfavorites.com/pi/864.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://www.candyfavorites.com/pi/864.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Was it some type of flesh eating disease that can only be cured by vomitting popcorn flavored jelly beans onto a blowtorch and scooping ice cream onto the wound then calling for some Gumby's Pokie Stix to soak it up? No. <br /><br />This was real DEATH! <br /><br />A large furry bunny rabbit, whom I cleverly named Peter Rabbit, had been chilling in his foxhole that he had cleverly dug to hide from birds of prey on the side of the road when suddenly a TOP SPORTER swished past him! ZOOM! Peter Rabbit wondered what kind of excitement could be stirring outside his nest. Was it perhaps the Tour of Flanders? <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2006/apr06/rvv06/raceday/S-KOPPENBERG_6297.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2006/apr06/rvv06/raceday/S-KOPPENBERG_6297.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>No, he thought; too early and unfortunately the wrong country. Rabbits are smart. <br /><br />Peter Rabbit dashed out of his hole and began to cheer on the cyclist along the busy, dangerous 2 lane road. ALLEZ! <br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PXoarEiN814&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PXoarEiN814&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br />Suddenly Peter Rabbit crossed in front of the TOP SPORTER to tell his friends when fate stepped in! A large truck had swerved and almost hit Peter Rabbit! Good thing Peter Rabbit had the reflexes of a real rabbit so that he could offer the rider a chocolate version of himself in a late celebration of Easter! YAY PETER RABBIT!<br /><br />APRIL FOOLS! He actually wasn't so lucky...Poor Peter Rabbit<br /><br />In other news, I found a cool road.<a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_MSdL9VcrozY/R_L3lr0goLI/AAAAAAAAAGw/BkrUIEUTczQ/s1600-h/April+1,+2008+067.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_MSdL9VcrozY/R_L3lr0goLI/AAAAAAAAAGw/BkrUIEUTczQ/s200/April+1,+2008+067.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184478347847049394" /></a>Ehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08312539308962784312noreply@blogger.com