Google yourself and see what happens; Contrary to what many think, your computer does not explode

Sometimes I find that to truly get a gauge on how famous you are, it's appropriate to Google your name every once and a while.

My roommate,Owen, thought it'd be cool to Google his name
For this search, here is a list of things that can and do happen on the world wide web:

1. Your name gets confused with big-dog name actors named Owen Wilson, who have slightly more hair than you

2. Embarrassing pictures are found by co-workers who then print them for bulletin board posting

3. Your blog is discovered

4. A person with the same name as you lives on the other side of the world and has many better stories to tell than you

5. You realize that the internet is a time capsule that will bring up cached pages from now until eternity.

6. Mo Nielsen and Owen A. Perkins have put together another nature hike report.

7. News articles written about you appear having never even given an interview yourself.

8. Bad comedy movies made by the big dog actor with the similar name pop up.

9. You discover that you're on Facebook.

10. Your friend Steven is included in the images search.

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